The Omnipresence is a malevolent organization of villains that aim to manipulate every moment of your life. A technocracy of evil that sensors, surveils, and implements total enslavement by design. Their assault on humanity is powered through twisted subversions, and a relentless desire for absolute control.

Honker Jones is a mischievous degenerate whose life is filled with pranks and perversion. When Honker isn’t working in the Tower of Projections subverting society for The Omnipresence, he can be found honking around Honker's World. A paradise of adult entertainment where time stands still, it's a fantasyland filled with drugs, candy, loose women, and merriment. Whether it's pillow fights with hookers, partying in The Asylum, or exploring new perspectives in the Blazeship 420, Honker lives life on his own terms.

In this transformation to a post-human world, the weakest of the species have successfully succumbed to The Herd. The brainwashed radical ground soldiers of The Omnipresence. Their translucent souls and love for submission fuels their misguided hatred on others. They’re always on the prowl, and always do what they’re told. Typically armed with sex toys or deadly weapons, this trauma filled hive mind is a ticking time bomb of catastrophe and ruin.

The Omnipresence is led by Dr. Globe, the supernatural mastermind behind the repressive totalitarian conglomerate of evil. Gill Bates, Dr. Globe's right hand maniac, is a diabolical technologist who's obsessed with transmutation and ejaculations. Diamond Cock is the master of asset acquisition, currency manipulation, and is a natural phenomenon of desire for the celibate and sexually depraved. Straight Jacker is a psychotic psychopath who fuels his erratic impulses with stimulants, psychedelics, and hardcore pornography. The Stud runs the streets, instilling fear and intimidation on the weak through violence and raw physical power. Face Lift is the mysterious political operative and media liaison who's addicted to infiltrating and pervading your mind with lies and deceit. Playtime is a demented gender-fluid entertainer with an insatiable lust to educate, encroach, and fondle your wildest dreams into reality.

Devoted to the subjugation of humanity, Gill Bates has secretly been formulating his deadly S.P.E.R.M.* program to coat the remaining strongholds of The Decentralized who oppose The Omnipresence. Designed to pervert and subdue the coexistence of all independent life forms, Gill Bates experimental C.U.M.** shots are being deployed all across the globe. As above like so below, Dr. Globe has mandated each member of the Omnipresence to genuflect and embrace the ejaculation.

It was the chain that broke the gimps back.

Honker not only refused the load, but destroyed Bates entire laboratory in his paroxysm. Enraged, Dr. Globe has exiled Honker from The Omnipresence and vowed to destroy Honker's World along with The Decentralized.



Will you help Honker in his battle against The Omnipresence?

*Spreading Propaganda Everywhere Relentlessly and Mercilessly
**Culture Undermining Medicine

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HONKER JONES

MINTING INFORMATION

Honker Jones is a Digital Collectible NFT on the Cardano Blockchain

Meet The Omnipresence! A global syndicate hellbent on maintaining their grip of evil around the planet. Enjoy collecting and exploring the Honker Jones universe.

2022/2023
SEASON 1: THE OMNIPRESENCE

5,000 ASSETS
200+ TRAITS

11 COLLECTIBLE CHARACTERS
Honker Jones: 50%
Herd Member: 40%
Playtime: 2%
Straight Jacker: 2%
The Stud: 2%
Diamond Cock: 2%
Face Lift: 2%
Mystery Character 1: 2%
Gill Bates: .4%
Dr. Globe: .1%
Mystery Character 2: .02%

30 SPECIAL INSERTS
-Gold (.2%)
-Rainbow (.2%)
-Glow In The Dark (.2%)

SEASON 1: 5,000 Assets

Season 1: 5,000 Assets

HONKER JONES MEMBERSHIP TOKEN

The Honker Jones Membership Token will be airdropped to individuals who purchase 10 assets at once during the public mint.

Possessing a Honker Jones Membership Token entitles you to enhanced rewards, special airdrops, and exclusive future access.

You must purchase 10 NFTs at one time in one transaction.

ROYALTIES: 5%

There will be a 5% royalty on all Honker Jones NFTs.

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Honker Jones: Live Action
(2007-2012)

Unearthed Honker Jones live action shorts.

  • Call Me Maybe Parody (3:16)

    Honker and his furry friends rock out to Call Me Maybe.

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  • Honker's First Abortion (2:38)

    Honker posts an online ad offering womans reproductive health services.

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  • Honker Gets Intimate (1:49)

    Honker gets intimate.

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  • Honker's Ballad (1:39)

    Honker expresses his distain for his current lifestyle. Original lyrics by Honker Jones. Original music by Bruce Edwards / Darktone Music.

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  • Jungle Love Song .5 (1:33)

    Honker makes a decision that could change his life indefinitely.

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  • The Original Video

    This first known video of Honker Jones from 2007.

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